talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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