WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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