I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I forget how to act sober
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