I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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