508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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