Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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