Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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