I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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