I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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