Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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