The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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