my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I think your dad took our porno
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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