So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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