Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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