WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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