The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
When are your genitals available?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
