dude i'm inner monologue high
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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