i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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