I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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