The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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