i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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