weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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