Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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