He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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