He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Say something about gay babies.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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