So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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