remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
These tits shall not be calmed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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