i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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