I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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