You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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