Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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