Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We left an ass print on the piano.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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