I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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