i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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