you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize