May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
