No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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