when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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