I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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