what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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