Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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