question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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