everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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