just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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