I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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