I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He called his prostate his "boner button".
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize