Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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