I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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