She announced her abortion via fbk
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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