i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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