Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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