Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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