found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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