Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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