Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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