Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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